Personally, I like Christmas. I don’t like the commercialization of what is supposed to be a celebration of Jesus being born. It was the beginning of the entire process of the redemption of mankind. Then a few thousand years later, the big-box stores and mega-corps have taken the gift-giving idea to all new heights of insanity.
How many people in the free world (or is it really just the USA?) save up piles of cash and credit card space for the Christmas season, then work the whole first quarter of the new year to recover from the debt incurred? What about the brainwashing of society’s children, to buy the latest-and-greatest junk because the commercials make it look really cool? Parents are pressured into keeping the kids happy. Men alone have it even worse, because they also have to keep their spouse happy! But what about those of us who may have a spouse that really does want something nice for the holidays, but you better stay on a budget buddy…..or the whole thing will be snafu-ed? Not that I am in that situation….
There are a few simple guidelines for the haggard husband, that are very easy to follow:
Don’t buy an appliance unless it is EXPRESSLY asked for!
Don’t buy clothing (what are you, stupid!?)
Don’t buy something you really want and try to pass it off as something for her.
DO take the time to shop for a bargain (they tend to check the credit card statements)
Jewelry can be a nice buy, as an accessory, that doesn’t have any hidden meaning to it. Now, women can over-analyze and read between lines to find innuendo that men NEVER had an inkling or agenda to infer. What I mean is, don’t go buying a dress that is accidentally too small. She might think you are inferring that she’s overweight, even if you simply made a mistake! Too bad for you. The point is, you will find yourself in the proverbial “doghouse” faster than you can say I’m sorry. Nothing you will try to say or do will matter after that. Take a look at the following clip to see what I mean.
With only three weeks until election day, the horror of Barack Obama becoming president is a fear all Americans should realize. We should unanimously vote Republican on November 4th. The upcoming election is not about choosing sides, but choosing America.
True patriots will stand up for the Constitution, while domestic terrorists support sedition. I am calling the Democratic National Convention and Obama supporters the domestic terrorists. They are blindly allowing Americans to be duped into voting and financially supporting a man who can not be president, who does not respect the flag and who should not even be a Senator. He is a liar, a fraud and a traitor. I can calmly and confidently say this because it is all true. Just wrap your mind around the following video, to see my point.
Now, what we’re all supposed to do as intelligent human beings, is find truth for ourselves. The facts don’t lie either. Continue reading »
If you’ve never seen or heard of Jeff Dunham, he’s the best ventriloquist/comedian I have ever seen. He knows how to soften a room full of people, that have been hardened by everyday life, with laughter. There has been medicinal proof that laughter heals. He could be one of the most successful physicians to those not expecting treatment, but getting a healthy dose anyway!
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